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  1. https://brides-personals.legjelink.nl/
  2. https://brides-personals.belgium-startpage.com/
  3. https://brides-personals.stapweb.nl/
  4. https://brides-personals.missirpinia.it/
  5. https://brides-personals.retinanederland.nl/
  6. https://brides-personals.skorpionforen.eu/
  7. https://brides-personals.startzoom.com/
  8.  
  9. Me: "Excuse me, sweetheart, but can I have your spot in line?"
  10.  
  11. I bet you expect her to say "no"...
  12.  
  13. Candy: "Sure."
  14.  
  15. How nice of her...
  16.  
  17. Me: "What're you drinking?"
  18.  
  19. See how being nice pays off? Also, notice how I didn't offer to buy her a drink like a simp would. She earned it. There's a difference. I would have done the same for a guy who gave me his spot in line.
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  21. We talk some more, and she decides that she wants to hang out with me for the rest of the night. A little background on this girl? She's a bartender/server. A very sarcastic, funny, bartender. Knows not to take me too seriously. In other words, I like her already.
  22.  
  23. I walk her over and introduce her to my friends. The Spectacular K introduces me to a girl he met...
  24.  
  25. Me: "Your teeth aren't real!"
  26.  
  27. Girl: "Yes they are!"
  28.  
  29. Me: "They're too perfect."
  30.  
  31. I then lean in and literally grab a hold of her top set of teeth, trying to pull them out while she's smiling at me...
  32.  
  33. Me: "Those are dentures! I bet you use Polident!"
  34.  
  35. She laughs. I then go back to talking to Candy. Fedora has been watching us talk to each other for awhile...
  36.  
  37. Fedora: "Are you going back to her hotel?"
  38.  
  39. Did he really just say that? In front of her? We both just stare at him. Fedora absolutely HATES being the third wheel, but hey, sometimes we all have to do it.
  40.  
  41. Time to go. We break apart from the group and sneak off to Sugar. She goes to use the restroom. A perfect time to go through some of my reader mail. She returns...
  42.  
  43. Candy: "What're you reading?"
  44.  
  45. Fuck. Hold on. I have nothing to hide. I'm not one of those creepy nerd guys who teach men how to manipulate women. In fact, I'd say that I'm on the other end on the spectrum. I teach men how to
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